Super Bowl XLI (that's 41 in regular-speak) was marked by blood, tears, and a record breaking performance in the Baltimore Ravens' 138-3 victory over the Chicago Bears. The game was called "embarassing" for the Bears, and one overzealous sports writer even went as far to say that the Bears "should kill one another in increasingly painful ways...then the last one kills himself, I guess. I don't know, I haven't worked out all the details." The Ravens truly put on an amazing show for the world. "This is why I play the game," said Steve McNair, the Baltimore Ravens QB who threw for 13 touchdowns.
In what was thought might be a close game, the Ravens came out swinging. They scored 21 points on a single play in the second quarter using an old college play called "The Louisiana Purchase," and controlled the game from there. Once Bears QB Rex Grossman left the game in the third quarter with a swollen labia, it was all over for the Bears. In an act of pity, Baltimore Ravens kicker Matt Stover kicked a field goal 85 yards into the opposite uprights in order to give the Bears 3 points. "I just felt so badly for them. They're so pathetic," Stover said after the game.
We managed to get in touch with coach Brian Billick after the game. "I don't know what the hell you guys are talking about, we lost early in the playoffs. We didn't play in the Super Bowl." Coach Billick, always a modest gentleman, refusing to take credit for the brilliant victory. Be sure to order your Baltimore Ravens Super Bowl gear. As you can see, Hollywood's Matthew McConaughey already has his...do you have yours? Celebrate your World Champion Baltimore Ravens and order hundreds of dollars of merchandise!
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