Tony Danza? I thought he was dead...

You might have found yourself saying just this to yourself, but like me, you would be wrong. According to the nerds at CNN, Tony Danza is, much to my surprise, alive. The man who rocked our world in Taxi, Who's the Boss, and the critically-acclaimed The Tony Danza Show, whose single season changed the direction of my life, is back in the saddle. This Italian sex symbol...well, this Italian symbol is starring in "The Producers" and touring with his band. About his band, CNN says, "In his club act, there's a little bit of everything -- from standards to pop to do-wop to a bit of rap." Apparently, the transition from failed talk show host to Snoop Dogg tunes is easier than we might have thought.

Sure, I might not have been around in Tony Danza's heyday, but that doesn't mean that I can't unfairly judge him. In fact, that's all in a day's work for a citizen of the Pretentious Nation.