Werewolves Take to NYC Streets

Yesterday, thousands gathered in New York to protest Mayor Bloomberg's recent anti-Werewolf remarks last Monday. When asked about Werewolf rights, Bloomberg, who had thought his microphone was off, was quoted as saying, "fuck those ruddy gyppo fleabags." Outraged by the remarks, Lou Garou, a Werewolf and outspoken advocate for WVBC (Werewolf, Vampire, Bisexual, and Chupacabra) rights and member of the ACLU, organized the protest to help raise awareness.

"People still hold on to the belief that all Werepeople are vicious monsters of the night. That is simply not the case, " said Garou, adding, "We're here, we're Were, get used to it!"

Garou has staged various protests before, most notably his counter protests to the church of Fred Phelps, who believes 9/11 is the result of God's anger towards America's lenient Werewolf policy.

"Phelps believes that lycanthropy is a choice! It is Phelps and people like him who hold up signs that say, 'God Hates Fangs' at military funerals. They are hatemongers!" howled Garou.

Clearly, the nation is divided when it comes to Werewolf rights. I personally support the WVBC, since I don't want a skinwalker to eat my face.

Lou Garou is an staunch supporter of WVBC rights