Sure, "The Number 23" starring Jim Carrey looks like quite a roller-coaster thriller, but I have the inside scoop on its sequel: "The Number 69." Here's a bit of the preview:
"Bill Smith was just an ordinary, 69-year old man. While reading a fetish pornography magazine entitled 'The Number 69,' he realized that one of the characters in a photo shoot was exactly the same as him.
"He's just like me...he's 6'9" tall, he weighs 168 pounds, which is 69 times 2, and he loves to perform 69's in public restrooms. This is so weird. Martha, look at this, this is about me!" he says to his wife.
"But Bill, this can't be you. This man...his genitals get mangled in a terrible 69'ing accident."
Bill is quickly driven to insanity as the similarities stack up. Bill's full name has 69 letters in it(Bill Loves-Stomach-Turning-Sixty-Nining-More-Than-Anything-In-This-Universe Smith...and hyphens don't count. What were his parents thinking?), he was born on June 9th, and he performed his first 69 when he was 15 years old...which is 6 plus 9!!!
Will Bill manage to survive? Can he avoid the same twisted fate as the man in the magazine? All the answers in Summer 2008. Starring Wesley Snipes as Bill Smith and Dame Judi Dench as his wife, Martha. This film is not yet rated."
Wow, sounds like quite a thriller...is that Oscar buzz I hear? No, no it's not.
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I guess the producers meant 138 pounds...they have to work on their fact-checking.
Wow, wesley snipes is going to really show us his acting chops by playing a 69 year old emaciated 6 foot 9 man.
I believe that Magazine Magazine's 1997 September issued had a large article on that particular fetish mag.
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